we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
is it fun? or sober?
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