His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
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he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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