he puts the penis in happiness.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
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Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
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Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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