Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
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don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
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He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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