Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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