i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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