It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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