hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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