oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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