Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
