i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
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You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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