bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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