Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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