i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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