it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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