it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Randomize
