Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
