The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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