i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
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I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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