I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
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On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
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Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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