go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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