Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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