so explain again why im purple
no
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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