she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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