People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
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The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
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I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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