I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
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I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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