the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
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I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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