So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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