There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
