Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
dude. I can hear the air.
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