so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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