Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
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Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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