I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
porn star boner night. come get it.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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