Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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