Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
wow bdsm is so cute
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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