There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
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Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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