He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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