Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
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Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
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Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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