And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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