i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
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