i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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