i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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