Nicole vs. Life
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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