I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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