She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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