at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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