ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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