i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
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The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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