official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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