We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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