I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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