Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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