Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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