I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
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I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
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I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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