I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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