you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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